Me, when I’m swooning.

Me, when I’m swooning.

I’ve been ready for fall since last year.
So, I’ve made the most delightful pumpkin pecan scones with brown-butter glaze because i’ll be damned if I wait for everyone else.

I’ve been ready for fall since last year.
So, I’ve made the most delightful pumpkin pecan scones with brown-butter glaze because i’ll be damned if I wait for everyone else.

I just wanted sushi but nobody is open at midnight. So I had to make it myself and I just want to be a lazy sack of shit but it actually turned out really good so I’m not even mad.

I just wanted sushi but nobody is open at midnight. So I had to make it myself and I just want to be a lazy sack of shit but it actually turned out really good so I’m not even mad.

Working on posters for the Super Smash Tournament.

Working on posters for the Super Smash Tournament.

  • Grandma: Amber gets cuter every time I see her.
  • Mom: Don't tell her that, Ma. Her head will get as big as her ass.
FUCKIN’ LADY.

FUCKIN’ LADY.