I’ve been ready for fall since last year.
So, I’ve made the most delightful pumpkin pecan scones with brown-butter glaze because i’ll be damned if I wait for everyone else.

I’ve been ready for fall since last year.
So, I’ve made the most delightful pumpkin pecan scones with brown-butter glaze because i’ll be damned if I wait for everyone else.

I just wanted sushi but nobody is open at midnight. So I had to make it myself and I just want to be a lazy sack of shit but it actually turned out really good so I’m not even mad.

I just wanted sushi but nobody is open at midnight. So I had to make it myself and I just want to be a lazy sack of shit but it actually turned out really good so I’m not even mad.

Working on posters for the Super Smash Tournament.

Working on posters for the Super Smash Tournament.

  • Grandma: Amber gets cuter every time I see her.
  • Mom: Don't tell her that, Ma. Her head will get as big as her ass.
FUCKIN’ LADY.

FUCKIN’ LADY.

I was just driving next to this truck on my way to Tim Hortons and I got instant  fictional character sadness.

I was just driving next to this truck on my way to Tim Hortons and I got instant fictional character sadness.

I just told a customer that I didnt want his 360 but that he could use it as our door-stopper and he actually did it.

I just told a customer that I didnt want his 360 but that he could use it as our door-stopper and he actually did it.