May 2012
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Shin Chan Everybody Get Naked
May 26th
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ListenStyx Lady
May 26th
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May 25th
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TIME TO SUCK TODAY’S DICK!
May 25th
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May 25th
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Every time I stay up late I end up cooking lots of...
I need to make friends with a group of people that love to eat when they are supposed to be sleeping. Oh hai, Tumblr.  Come ova. 
May 25th
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Sleeping with Batman.
Wyatt (playing w/ his Batman figurine): Momma, can Batman lay down with you?
Moi: Hmmm, I don't know. Are we talking Adam West Batman? Michael Keaton Batman? Val Kilmer- Please don't say George Clooney or else you're going to your room.
Wyatt: Uhhhhhhh Adam West.
Moi: No, I'm not laying with him. He's a mean old man. But I'm sure that Elmo would appreciate his company over there.
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Mom: You know I changed the locks on the house, right?
Moi: Um, Nooooo I didn't. When?
Mom: It was a while ago.
Moi: Okay, hold on I need to text TJ. (Reads text aloud) "By the way my mom changed the locks so you can't poop at our house anymore." Oh man, he's gonna be bummed.
May 19th
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ListenThe Hives Die, All Right!
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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My mother is visiting from Michigan.
She is sitting on my favorite green chair drinking a pack of beer, pants-less and discovering what Netflix is.  
May 18th
May 16th
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May 16th
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I'm going to save up to start my own...
May 16th
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I miss fighting with my best friend.
Moi: Eh, Baldwin is in it. Creepy Baldwin! Every time I see him I think of the way he looked in Beetlejuice with his nasty khakis. Oh, and Charlie Bartlett but that doesn't really count.
TJ: Because he's in it for like four minutes.
Moi: More like four minutes, THREE TIMES.
TJ: Okay, so like 16 minutes.
Moi: Um, no. That would be 12 minutes.
TJ: Shut up!!!! If I watch it and it's 16 minutes, I'm gonna punch you!
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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ListenCake Love You Madly
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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Listen Coffee & TV | Blur
May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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ListenEagles Life In The Fast Lane
May 8th
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Well I am easily pleased.
Kyle is in the kitchen making me a pot of strong coffee and a grilled cheese with onions. This is some sexy shit, right here. 
May 8th
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Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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