January 2012
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September 2011
7 tags
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March 2011
the only thing i learned at camp
sugarcreamcandy:
was that you should bring plain chalk with you.
so that you can mark how many days its been, and you can eat it for calcium lol
December 2010
November 2010
2 tags
“I drank two weekends ago, had amazing sex and was sick for seven days. Was it...”
– Moi
October 2010
3 tags
1 tag
Keanu Approves "Sad Keanu" →
4 tags
“So, everybody here just missed the new years countdown because we were busy...”
– Moi
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
– Oscar Wilde (via therulebookformyunborndaughter) (via pretty—baby)
ickynicky:
lola the kinks
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Spektrum Kinda New
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“Tim Allen is a love-hate thing for me. Like- I love him in Toy Story, Jungle to...”
– Moi
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“I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia,...”
– Ernest Borgnine
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“If there was ever a question I didn’t want the answer to, it would be how...”
– TJ (Yep, that’s my best friend!)
3 tags
Britt: Listening to Drake will make me feel better.
Moi: Speaking of things that the other person has no interest in hearing, I had sex today and I was on top- and I don't know what was going on in my head but I just couldn't keep the rhythm going. We ended up flipping over so he could fuck the shit out of me.
Britt: I guess its about bedtime for me. Another long day ahead!
Moi: I have to molest Mark in his sleep tomorrow morning, got a LONNNNG day ahead of me
Britt: Ummm...
Moi: Usually he pops one and we just go for it.
Britt: Alright see ya!
Moi: I don't ever want to hear about Lil Wayne or Drake ever again, do you understand. Do you see how this feels?